Society is shit anyways
Hai there, my name is Madison. I love giraffes and wish so desperately to have a potato farm. I love & miss people I've never met. I'm madly in love with the most perfect man ever. I also adore staring into the night sky, and watching spongebob has been my life since I was a little kid. I'm here for anybody that needs me, I won't judge anyone. Have a beautiful day!
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
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when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
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